If you've never tried homemade eggnog, then you're really missing out. Make your own at home from grandma's favorite recipe or download the countless variations and have an eggnog taste testing party. Make sure you have a couple puke buckets on hand just in case that creepy uncle gets a little over zealous with the nog.
We've plagiarized some great recipes for you to try your hand at. Or you could always stop over at grandma's house and have her make some for you but double-check that she's not a wee bit wasted first.
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