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It's been another banner year
for the Blandersons!

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Freshman year of college is going just super for Melinda. Her English professor is really encouraging her writing. He says that he sees "something unique" in her work. That's our little overachieving pumpkin.

Mason is making a lot of new friends in high school. Such a wonderful bunch of All-American kids. They volunteer together at the soup kitchen three nights a week.

Marcy is still working part-time at Precious Child Daycare. She spent a lot of her free time planning the yearly Blanderson family adventure. This year saw us taking in a whole new culture – way down in Myrtle Beach. It's just a different world down there.

Marvin is doing great with his consulting business. He's really enjoying the freedom of being his own boss. And no suit and tie! LOL!

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Caption: Following her third after-hours visit to Dr. Thompson's office, Melinda's mediocre grades shot up considerably.

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Caption: This 'bunch' spends most of its time at the cemetery getting high and vandalizing gravestones while listening to Slipknot.

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Caption: Marcy continues to offend southerners by shouting when she speaks to them, as though they were hearing impaired or learning disabled.

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Caption: The entire legal profession is aware that Bob is a pill-popping embezzler, and won't grant him so much as a mercy interview.

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